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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 1 week ago
danny-boy-to-the-doctor-1990:

HOW THE FUCK IS CAMP HALF-BLOOD THE SAME SIZE AS HOGWARTS, BUT LARGER THAN FUCKING MIDDLE-EARTH??!! Take your fake shitty-arsed map as far from me as possible

danny-boy-to-the-doctor-1990:

HOW THE FUCK IS CAMP HALF-BLOOD THE SAME SIZE AS HOGWARTS, BUT LARGER THAN FUCKING MIDDLE-EARTH??!! Take your fake shitty-arsed map as far from me as possible

(Source: virgin-suicide-s)

Posted 1 week ago

swaggitystrider:

just press play

(Source: vulcanthyla)

Posted 1 month ago

Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)

(Source: simplypotterheads)

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

thehealthyhigh:

dumbbellsandfastcars:

swolizard:

If you haven’t eaten yet today, go fucking eat. If you haven’t hit a minimum of 2000 calories today, go fucking eat. If you haven’t drank any water today, go fucking fill a glass. If you haven’t had at least 8-10 cups today, fucking get there. Being physically nourished is crucial and needs to be done

Amen to that.

this was a good reminder

Posted 1 month ago

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 

(Source: seekelsey)

Posted 1 month ago

sarcasticalliespeaking:

thirstfollower:

why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me

priorities: 100% 

(Source: gabite)

Posted 1 month ago
deemasworld:

Perfect Runaway ☯

deemasworld:

Perfect Runaway ☯

(Source: recordas)

Posted 1 month ago

g-o-d-m-a-t-t-y:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

I was not expecting that.

(Source: faithlehaane)

Posted 1 month ago
parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

(Source: 9gag)

Posted 1 month ago

sequoiawintersnight:

riddlemehiddleston:

lyricalred:

aarmadillo:

ussawesome:

red shirts, defense against the dark arts teachers, night vale interns

anyone who associates with odysseus

girls who sleep with sam

sean bean