(Source: thorinshielding)
Posted 10 hours ago
“Madness and Greatness were two sides of the same coin and every time a new Targaryen was born, the gods would toss the coin in the air and the world would hold its breath to see how it would land.”
(Source: palpattine)
Posted 11 hours ago
“It’s me, the Doctor, you know me, the oncoming storm, the Predator”
(Source: oswwin)
Posted 11 hours ago
heislikefireburningthroughtime:
This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment.
too soon
Posted 11 hours ago
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
Posted 11 hours ago
why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
Posted 11 hours ago
You think if a girl slaps you, she fancies you?
#can you imagine the conversations about river that matt and david had on set? #‘you got to actually kiss her.’ #‘yeah but she slapped me a lot too. trade off.’ #‘so she slapped you. she punched me!’. ‘no no no but did she ACTUALLY punch you?’ #‘no.’ #‘well she ACTUALLY slapped me. a lot of times. like a lot. because multiple takes. so i win.’ #‘but you also got to snog her. like a lot of times. and she gave you a lap dance that once.’ #‘okay true. that’s all been really nice.’ #‘…dammit i should’ve stayed for another series.’ (via thatsnicebutimmarried)
(Source: santittany)
Posted 11 hours ago
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
Posted 11 hours ago
wearing fandom shirts in public as a mating call
(Source: chrisnocaptainchris)
Posted 12 hours ago
Benedict Cumberbatch: Doing stuff with his hands that could probably make men give birth.
Has anyone got the one where he’s fingering a cassette into it’s slot from ‘Stuart - a life backwards’? ………and Bendy, you are getting seriously close to having your clothes ripped off if you carry on with that chair any longer
Yep, well I’m pregnant
Here it is
Ben and his dirty hands…OMG so hot….
I think I love his graceful though manly hands more than his voice or his bum…
(Source: mega-perv-extraordinaire)
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