why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
You think if a girl slaps you, she fancies you?
#can you imagine the conversations about river that matt and david had on set? #‘you got to actually kiss her.’ #‘yeah but she slapped me a lot too. trade off.’ #‘so she slapped you. she punched me!’. ‘no no no but did she ACTUALLY punch you?’ #‘no.’ #‘well she ACTUALLY slapped me. a lot of times. like a lot. because multiple takes. so i win.’ #‘but you also got to snog her. like a lot of times. and she gave you a lap dance that once.’ #‘okay true. that’s all been really nice.’ #‘…dammit i should’ve stayed for another series.’ (via thatsnicebutimmarried)
Has anyone got the one where he’s fingering a cassette into it’s slot from ‘Stuart - a life backwards’? ………and Bendy, you are getting seriously close to having your clothes ripped off if you carry on with that chair any longer
Yep, well I’m pregnant
Here it is
Ben and his dirty hands…OMG so hot….
I think I love his graceful though manly hands more than his voice or his bum…